... wanting to punch Danny Dyer

... a owl

... revisiting my youth

... recuperating

... glad that I am not a matador

... windmilling in

... out of touch

... a robot in disguise

... rotating globes and chanting

... laughing at the mentally ill

... a good sport

... applying for presenting jobs on Channel 4

... magic jumping

... working on my variety showcase

... reminiscing about Vice City

... advocating the use of water cannons and rubber bullets

... practising the running man

... freerunning and that

... fighting with one arm behind my back

... Psycho Paul

... a hooligan

... not Christian

... enjoying the unpredictability of fruit-based projectiles

... laughing at freerunners

... thinking about booking a cruise

... trying not to use the 'c' word

... learning interesting things about Jesus or is it Judas?

... learning the Technoviking

... rocking out with my cock out

... realising that genetics is no respector of money

... protesting about the muslamics

... trying to build my own mini-WMD

... asking if you know that the bird is the word

... saving up for the jizz-scoop

... cheering on the fat kid

... asking: who did let them dogs out?

... wondering about what's so special about the end of the day

... adopting the underpants gnomes' business model

... staring in disbelief

... LOLing at the Township Funk dancing

... smacking my bitch up

... wandering the wasteland

... rubbing my eyes in disbelief

... tutting at fatties

... still on my blaxploitation trip

... digging Pretty Tony

... listening to the silky voice tramp

... Gentleman Rhyming listening

... revisiting Twin Peaks

... looking forward to Christmas with the Christmas Chicken

... trying to learn Double Dream Hands

... watching the fat cat run

... enjoying the Angry Birds peace treaty

... liking Snuffbox