this week I have been mostly...

... wanting to punch Danny Dyer

2011-11-16T03:47:00.001-08:00

... a owl

2011-11-11T06:18:00.001-08:00

... revisiting my youth

2011-11-08T00:51:00.000-08:00

... recuperating

2011-11-03T10:54:00.000-07:00

... glad that I am not a matador

2011-10-27T00:43:00.005-07:00

... windmilling in

2011-10-20T05:27:00.001-07:00

... out of touch

2011-10-13T05:03:00.005-07:00

... a robot in disguise

2011-10-05T04:56:00.000-07:00

... rotating globes and chanting

2011-09-28T04:47:00.001-07:00

... laughing at the mentally ill

2011-09-22T05:53:00.001-07:00

... a good sport

2011-09-14T07:42:00.001-07:00

... applying for presenting jobs on Channel 4

2011-09-07T08:19:00.001-07:00

... magic jumping

2011-08-31T04:35:00.001-07:00

... working on my variety showcase

2011-08-24T02:22:00.001-07:00

... reminiscing about Vice City

2011-08-17T05:45:00.000-07:00

... advocating the use of water cannons and rubber bullets

2011-08-10T04:32:00.001-07:00

... practising the running man

2011-08-03T09:34:00.000-07:00

... freerunning and that

2011-07-26T07:56:00.003-07:00

... fighting with one arm behind my back

2011-07-19T05:50:00.001-07:00

... Psycho Paul

2011-07-12T00:37:00.001-07:00

... a hooligan

2011-07-05T01:28:00.001-07:00

... not Christian

2011-06-28T10:32:00.000-07:00

... enjoying the unpredictability of fruit-based projectiles

2011-06-21T09:40:00.000-07:00

... laughing at freerunners

2011-06-14T11:43:00.000-07:00

... thinking about booking a cruise

2011-06-08T10:00:00.000-07:00

... trying not to use the 'c' word

2011-06-01T10:28:00.000-07:00

... learning interesting things about Jesus or is it Judas?

2011-05-24T02:17:00.001-07:00

... learning the Technoviking

2011-05-17T01:18:00.000-07:00

... rocking out with my cock out

2011-05-10T09:53:00.001-07:00

... realising that genetics is no respector of money

2011-05-04T04:51:00.000-07:00

... protesting about the muslamics

2011-04-27T10:21:00.000-07:00

... trying to build my own mini-WMD

2011-04-19T03:06:00.001-07:00

... asking if you know that the bird is the word

2011-04-13T08:20:00.000-07:00

... saving up for the jizz-scoop

2011-04-05T05:03:00.001-07:00

... cheering on the fat kid

2011-03-29T01:33:00.001-07:00

... asking: who did let them dogs out?

2011-03-23T04:17:00.000-07:00

... wondering about what's so special about the end of the day

2011-03-16T05:52:00.001-07:00

... adopting the underpants gnomes' business model

2011-03-09T05:57:00.001-08:00

... staring in disbelief

2011-03-02T06:30:00.001-08:00

... LOLing at the Township Funk dancing

2011-02-23T04:48:00.000-08:00

... smacking my bitch up

2011-02-16T05:37:00.001-08:00

... wandering the wasteland

2011-02-08T05:46:00.001-08:00

... rubbing my eyes in disbelief

2011-02-01T05:01:00.001-08:00

... tutting at fatties

2011-01-27T01:29:00.000-08:00

... still on my blaxploitation trip

2011-01-18T02:47:00.000-08:00

... digging Pretty Tony

2011-01-11T05:07:00.000-08:00

... listening to the silky voice tramp

2011-01-06T04:52:00.000-08:00

... Gentleman Rhyming listening

2010-12-24T04:12:00.001-08:00

... revisiting Twin Peaks

2010-12-21T02:20:00.000-08:00

... looking forward to Christmas with the Christmas Chicken

2010-12-15T01:39:00.000-08:00

... trying to learn Double Dream Hands

2010-12-10T02:57:00.000-08:00

... watching the fat cat run

2010-12-01T02:41:00.000-08:00

... enjoying the Angry Birds peace treaty

2010-11-24T03:23:00.000-08:00

... liking Snuffbox

2010-11-17T02:16:00.000-08:00